Funny sms; 9386 messages
Koi new msg hai kia??????????
agar hai tu...
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tu plz''DELETE'' kar do
kyon k bhejna tu Ap ko ata hi nahi hai...
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Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
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aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon
thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon
thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon
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Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!
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A cigrete shortns ur life
by 2 mins.
A beer by 4 mins,
But A lecture shortns ur life
by 1 hr!
So dont atend lectures.
Celebrating "BUNK AWARENESS"
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If ever I was rude to u
if ever I was angry with u
if ever I misbehaved with u,
then dont hesitate.
JUST SLAP URSELF.
galti tumhari hi hogi. :-)
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Children, on average, laugh about 400 times a day. Adults only about 15 times. Scientists who study humor want to know why 385 laughs disappear?
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Elahi aj ye farman likh de,
Har khushi sms parhnay wale k naam likh de,
Agar uski khushi k lye kisi ki jan chahiye,
tu us maut pay "PERVAIZ MUSHARAF" ka naam likh de.
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Don"t keep me in your
" EYES "
I may fall as
" Tears "
Don"t
keep me in your
" HEART "
U may miss ur
HEART BEATS
by missing me!
Keep me in your
" MIND "
Because
Wo Tou "EMPTY" hai na . . . ;->
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Thora Sa Apna Muun Mobile Screen K Samne Karo
Thora Aur
Thora sa Aur
Abay Sunta Nahi Hai
Kaha Na Thora Sa Aur
Thora Left Se Aur
Bus Bus Theekh Hai
AAAAAKH THOOOOOO. . . ;->
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Reaction of Girl When She Lost Dere Purse!
POOR GIRL: Oh ! I''ve Lost Money . . .
RICH GIRL: Oh ! I''ve lost Credit Cards . . . .
BEAUTIFUL GIRL: Oh !! Us Me RoCk3r Ki Photo Thee. . . . ;->
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High Class Beizzati
If u hav 1 father, call me.
If u hav 2 fathers, sms me.
If u hav 3 fathers, mis call me.
If i m ur father, just ignore this message. . . :P
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A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW
Boy Said: Jaan . . Mene Tum Se Ek baat Chupai K . . . I''m Married . . .!!!
Girl: OH GOD Tum Ne Tou Mjhe Dara Hi Dia. . . Main Samjhi Ye Car Tumhari Nahi hai . .
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Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Mil Sakta Hai
Paisa
Property
Gaari
Izzat
Lekin
Tootay Huey Daant Dobara Nahi Miltay. . .
Samajhdar Ho, Umeed Hai Ab Sms Karoge. . . ;->
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10 things i like about you :-
1 . You are a nice person with a wonderful heart
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Bas mein ek din mein ek he jhoot bolta hoon . . . ;->
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